Ian Lynock

 

SUMMER POEM

 

The sun is hot, the sweat is dripping it is

100 degrees,

I'm walking round with nothing to do,

I'm totally dehydrating,

I need a drink and I need one now,

The taps are not working and the fan's clogged up,

The freezer has defrosted and I’ve got sunburn,

Please just one drink.

 

The sky is blue the sun is hotter than ever,

The ice cream truck broke down, the pool is warm,

I was totally dying

All I wanted

Was a drink, but I'm not going to get one, am I ? 

 

Siobhan

 

The love of my life

When I first saw her,

The most beautiful person I have ever seen,

Her long thick golden brown hair

Her blue eyes

Her beautiful looks

Her lovely scent

Her kindness for people

She spoke to me

I just stood there stunned .

I have liked her for two years now

And I held it in for one year and it got let out when my sister read it on the back of my door.

I was so embarrased but now I'm not because…..

 

 

German Measles

 

I had the german measles

They were really really, bad

They wrapped me in a blanket

And they threw me in a van

The van was very shaky

And I almost tumbled out

And when I got to hospital

I heard the children shout

Mommy, Daddy take me home

Take me home and leave me home

I've been here a year, or two

Now I want to be with you

Here comes Doctor Canister

Sliding down the banister

Half way down he rips his pants

Now he's doing a tu-tu dance

 

 

I 'm a bad boy

I'm a nooligan

I'm a smuggler

I'm a nuggler

 

I read comics under the desk

 

I've got the school's biggest muscles and the school's bestest trainers

 

I'm a savage. I'm a barbarian. I'm Hercules.

 

I 'm a bad boy

I'm a nooligan

I'm a smuggler

I'm a nuggler

 

I love to slag off A-banders

We break into lockers

I'm a stone-cold Steve Austin rattlesnake

I hang so much I don't do any work.

 

I 'm a bad boy

I'm a nooligan

I'm a smuggler

I'm a nuggler

 

Instead of doing homework

We go clubbing and dance

Drink Coke, and go down to the chippy

When the bingo comes on

 

I 'm a bad boy

I'm a nooligan

I'm a smuggler

I'm a nuggler

 

Ian Lynock, Adam Donnelly, Paul Herron and Edward Caudy

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