Ian Lynock
SUMMER POEM
The sun is hot, the sweat is dripping it is
100 degrees,
I'm walking round with nothing to do,
I'm totally dehydrating,
I need a drink and I need one now,
The taps are not working and the fan's clogged up,
The freezer has defrosted and I’ve got sunburn,
Please just one drink.
The sky is blue the sun is hotter than ever,
The ice cream truck broke down, the pool is warm,
I was totally dying
All I wanted
Was a drink, but I'm not going to get one, am I ?
Siobhan
The love of my life
When I first saw her,
The most beautiful person I have ever seen,
Her long thick golden brown hair
Her blue eyes
Her beautiful looks
Her lovely scent
Her kindness for people
She spoke to me
I just stood there stunned .
I have liked her for two years now
And I held it in for one year and it got let out when my sister read it on the back of my door.
I was so embarrased but now I'm not because…..
German Measles
I had the german measles
They were really really, bad
They wrapped me in a blanket
And they threw me in a van
The van was very shaky
And I almost tumbled out
And when I got to hospital
I heard the children shout
Mommy, Daddy take me home
Take me home and leave me home
I've been here a year, or two
Now I want to be with you
Here comes Doctor Canister
Sliding down the banister
Half way down he rips his pants
Now he's doing a tu-tu dance
I 'm a bad boy
I'm a nooligan
I'm a smuggler
I'm a nuggler
I read comics under the desk
I've got the school's biggest muscles and the school's bestest trainers
I'm a savage. I'm a barbarian. I'm Hercules.
I 'm a bad boy
I'm a nooligan
I'm a smuggler
I'm a nuggler
I love to slag off A-banders
We break into lockers
I'm a stone-cold Steve Austin rattlesnake
I hang so much I don't do any work.
I 'm a bad boy
I'm a nooligan
I'm a smuggler
I'm a nuggler
Instead of doing homework
We go clubbing and dance
Drink Coke, and go down to the chippy
When the bingo comes on
I 'm a bad boy
I'm a nooligan
I'm a smuggler
I'm a nuggler
Ian Lynock, Adam Donnelly, Paul Herron and Edward Caudy
I .....